I may have made my first £1 online way back in 1998…

But I don’t consider myself an Internet Marketing “guru”.

The term often carries a lot of negativity with it…

And I don’t like the (often fake) bragging and posturing which goes on within the industry.

However, if you enjoy that kind of thing, here are seven tell-tale signs you’re a paid-up member of the guru club:

  1. You’re flat broke but fail at the application stage of every job you secretly apply for…

Because your minimum salary expectation is $10,000 per month working one hour per day.

  1. If something requires a simple, written explanation…

You shamelessly drag it out over eight pages with the first-seven-and-a-half focusing heavily on tales of past hardship.

  1. If a friend asks you for advice on a purchase…

You immediately brush it off as a scam before giving them the hard sell on your own solution for twice the price.

  1. Your home videos are all auto-play…

And all the control options are disabled.

  1. You offered enthusiastic, “lifetime” support when your child needed home schooling at the beginning of the year…

But you disappeared withour trace after one month.

  1. Every morning you’re disappointed when you walk into your garage…

Only to find it still isn’t filled with rented lambos, books you’ll never read and bikini-clad Instagram “models” who are hired by the hour.

  1. You tell your subscribers, I mean friends, they can hang out with you tomorrow for $10…

But they can do so today… and only for today… for just $5.

And the list goes on and on!

I may even write a follow-up to it when I’m feeling silly.

But, in the meantime, if you’re like me:

Sick and tired of all the BS that stinks up the online marketing industry…

And you just want a clear, step-by-step plan, which teaches you how to make an online income…

Then you’ll love what I’m working on now.

I crossed the $3,000 mark over the weekend…

Despite creating less content…

And having fewer conversations than ever before.

You know where I am if you want to find out more.

Wannabe gurus need not apply.