I may have made my first £1 online way back in 1998…
But I don’t consider myself an Internet Marketing “guru”.
The term often carries a lot of negativity with it…
And I don’t like the (often fake) bragging and posturing which goes on within the industry.
However, if you enjoy that kind of thing, here are seven tell-tale signs you’re a paid-up member of the guru club:
- You’re flat broke but fail at the application stage of every job you secretly apply for…
Because your minimum salary expectation is $10,000 per month working one hour per day.
- If something requires a simple, written explanation…
You shamelessly drag it out over eight pages with the first-seven-and-a-half focusing heavily on tales of past hardship.
- If a friend asks you for advice on a purchase…
You immediately brush it off as a scam before giving them the hard sell on your own solution for twice the price.
- Your home videos are all auto-play…
And all the control options are disabled.
- You offered enthusiastic, “lifetime” support when your child needed home schooling at the beginning of the year…
But you disappeared withour trace after one month.
- Every morning you’re disappointed when you walk into your garage…
Only to find it still isn’t filled with rented lambos, books you’ll never read and bikini-clad Instagram “models” who are hired by the hour.
- You tell your subscribers, I mean friends, they can hang out with you tomorrow for $10…
But they can do so today… and only for today… for just $5.
And the list goes on and on!
I may even write a follow-up to it when I’m feeling silly.
But, in the meantime, if you’re like me:
Sick and tired of all the BS that stinks up the online marketing industry…
And you just want a clear, step-by-step plan, which teaches you how to make an online income…
Then you’ll love what I’m working on now.
I crossed the $3,000 mark over the weekend…
Despite creating less content…
And having fewer conversations than ever before.
You know where I am if you want to find out more.
Wannabe gurus need not apply.